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she has a personal profile on Google Earth.
buh dum bum PAH!
She had her senior pictures taken by Voyager 2.
Her roller skates require a "Class C" license.
She had to get a restraining order on Captain Ahab.
Excellent, though in all cases I was specifically referring to your mama.And by 'your' I mean everyone's mama.
Santa Claus asked her what she wanted for Christmas and she said, "Your belt."
If she has one more pie a-la-mode, she's gonna need her own zip code.
She moved across town and her congressman was accused of gerrymandering
her sweat ebbs and flows due to the gravitational pull of the moon
she never learned than elevators go up, too
PETA wants to talk to her about the dead dolphins found in her fishnet stockings
her ass has icecaps
when she goes to Red Lobster, she orders a double helping of "All the Shrimp You Can Eat"
home movies of her don't play on a flat panel TV
she got a Lifetime Achievement Award from Hormel
Almost universally excellent.
...when you were born no one noticed for five years.
...5 out of 5 dentists agreed - your mama's fat!
When she tries on clothes, she uses a full-length mirror. Sideways.
Her favorite color is Yellow #5.
...she just had her clitoris pierced, with a hula hoop.
When she gets The Fever for the Flavor of a Pringles, the air-conditioning kicks in
if she doesn't get a tan, people are going to start confusing her with the Metrodome
...Sir Edmund Hillary's dying wish was to climb her.
she's as delicate as a princess. The Pacific Princess
when she's sitting on a good idea, just feel lucky that you're not the idea
Her rickshaw driver took one look, then brought the Taj Mahal to her. It was easier.
...she's a full voting member of OPEC....Willie Nelson is offering her pot to fuel his tour bus.
The President is considering opening up emergency flight lanes around her gravitational field.
She had a cameo in Raiders of the Lost Ark... as the deadly boulder
Her flatuance is tracked by NORAD
The hairs on her head are an inch apart.
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she has a personal profile on Google Earth.
buh dum bum PAH!
She had her senior pictures taken by Voyager 2.
Her roller skates require a "Class C" license.
She had to get a restraining order on Captain Ahab.
Excellent, though in all cases I was specifically referring to your mama.
And by 'your' I mean everyone's mama.
Santa Claus asked her what she wanted for Christmas and she said, "Your belt."
If she has one more pie a-la-mode, she's gonna need her own zip code.
She moved across town and her congressman was accused of gerrymandering
her sweat ebbs and flows due to the gravitational pull of the moon
she never learned than elevators go up, too
PETA wants to talk to her about the dead dolphins found in her fishnet stockings
her ass has icecaps
when she goes to Red Lobster, she orders a double helping of "All the Shrimp You Can Eat"
home movies of her don't play on a flat panel TV
she got a Lifetime Achievement Award from Hormel
Almost universally excellent.
...when you were born no one noticed for five years.
...5 out of 5 dentists agreed - your mama's fat!
When she tries on clothes, she uses a full-length mirror. Sideways.
Her favorite color is Yellow #5.
...she just had her clitoris pierced, with a hula hoop.
When she gets The Fever for the Flavor of a Pringles, the air-conditioning kicks in
if she doesn't get a tan, people are going to start confusing her with the Metrodome
...Sir Edmund Hillary's dying wish was to climb her.
she's as delicate as a princess. The Pacific Princess
when she's sitting on a good idea, just feel lucky that you're not the idea
Her rickshaw driver took one look, then brought the Taj Mahal to her. It was easier.
...she's a full voting member of OPEC.
...Willie Nelson is offering her pot to fuel his tour bus.
The President is considering opening up emergency flight lanes around her gravitational field.
She had a cameo in Raiders of the Lost Ark... as the deadly boulder
Her flatuance is tracked by NORAD
The hairs on her head are an inch apart.
Post a Comment