From Dan and Stephen.
6 Things That Piss Me Off
#1
People who refuse to put shopping carts in the cart corral no matter how close it is to their parking space. I suspect they get just as mad as I do when I find a seemingly empty parking space filled with a cart.
#2
Smokers who throw cigarette butts out the window while driving. I don't think it's a stretch to say this includes the vast majority of smokers. Do they throw other types of litter indiscriminately out the window? Would they be mad if I crapped in their yard.
#3
Groups of people who walk together on the sidewalk taking up the entire width of the sidewalk, forcing people walking the opposite way (or even just faster than them) to walk on the street or grass. What are you, the Monkeys?
#4
Individually wrapped things that don't need to be individually wrapped.
#5
Wonder Bread. One of those things that I loved as a child that would make me throw up if I ate it today.
#6
Bud Light. Blech. And throw in anyone who's favorite beer this is. Blech. You're clearly only drinking to get drunk. Why not buy the most generic beer you can find? It'd be cheaper.
6 comments:
Yes and yes
and my god #2
man!
Great stuff-great, throughout. Love the end of #2 and the end of #3. If I may, delectable humour.
Amen.
#3. Even worse, on the bike path.
He lives in New England. No bike paths.
So we ride our bikes on the sidewalks.
Actually no, we ride them on exceedingly narrow streets.
I was gonna say-even sidewalks are for post-1940s infrastructure.
I think we just figured out the problem-people are all bunched up cause there's only about six sidewalks in Massachussetts.
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