9.24.2008

What the fuck?

John McCain suspends his campaign.

Barney Frank calls it the longest hail Mary in the history of football...and Marys. (I'm hoping he included the pregnant pause)



And so Bush wastes 15 minutes of time 'explaining' the situation, mostly placing the blame on stupid poor Americans who got themselves wrapped up in mortgages they couldn't afford.

He also says that he doesn't believe in principal that bad companies should be saved from their own bad decisions. Correct. He does believe that the people that RUN bad companies should be rescued from their mistakes. He has to. It's the story of his entire life.

David Letterman does a nine-minute spit take...released early from tonight's broadcast.

4 comments:

Dan said...

McCain, desperately trying to keep the Straight Talk Express on the road, but watching all four wheels, having loosed themselves, go gliding off, as he careens down the embankment of historical relevance.

Stephen Cummings said...

When will the nail get driven into the coffin? We've gotta be getting close.

Mighty Tom said...

good ole Dave

Pat said...

Indiana should be proud,it has produced some its fair share of dorky white guys that excel in their particular arena.