Trancript of Palin Debate Prep

R FBI Agent: I'll tell you what sir, from now on you'll be uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. (Homer nods) When I say hello Mr. Thompson you'll say "hi."

Homer: Check.

R FBI Agent: Hello Mr. Thompson(Homer stares blankly at him.).....remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.

Homer: I gotcha.

R FBI Agent: Hello Mr. Thompson(Homer stares blankly at him. Agents look at each other.)

(Much later, the conversation is still going on.)

R FBI Agent: Urrrh, now when I say, "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot you smile and nod.

Homer: No problem.

R FBI Agent: Hello Mr. Thompson (RFBI presses down on homer's foot.)

Homer: (leans over to LFBI.) I think he's talking to you. (RFBI hits his forehead.)

I'll say right now - there will be no debate with Biden and Palin. I'm not sure the mechanism for avoiding it, but there will be some sort of justification for her not being able to participate.