8.23.2007

Funny

Via Aaron and Aaron's sister.

Apparently I'm insufficiently violent, but will survive nonetheless. This has to be one of the least convincing internet quizzes I've ever participated in.

The CouldYouSurvive the Apocalypse Test

Your Score: The Leader/Scavenger

You scored 36 % ass-kickingness, 62% leadership, and 75% scavenging ability!

No question about it, you will survive. Not only can you lead your tribe to food, and in war, but you have the necessary scavenging skills to make it all work. Your ass-kicking abilites have a little bit to be desired, so you might lead the infantry charge but then hold back a little bit as you get nearer to the enemy. You are able to provide for your tribe and are able to show them where to look for food. Your tribe will most certainly achieve cultural improvements.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on ass-kickingness
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You scored higher than 99% on scavenging

6 comments:

Dan said...

I no longer do these sorts of quizzes. They seem silly, but not in a good way.

Pat said...

I thought the premise was funny, but the execution was ridiculous.

Dan said...

The execution is always ridiculous; the possible exception being The Ghengis Khan Genetic Fitness Test.

Pat said...

This one more than any other one I've seen by a longshot.

Dan said...

Which Lord of the Rings character are you?
a) do you have a long, plaited beard?
b) do you like to throw rings into volcanoes?
c) are your secretly a king?
d) do you like to eat raw fish?

That's the kind of bullshit I expect.

Pat said...

That list of questions is WAY WAY better then the survival one.

And funny to boot.