Pat needs and wants

Per Aaron:

Pat needs

a room. (well, yes)
his meds adjusted. (more oxycontin please)
to get overhimself. (oh yeah! well screw you!)
someone to take a leadership role.
to know that acting out is the very meaning of idolatry. (what?)
smarter friends. (who can explain the last one)
to know what's working.
to do a west coast tour for all his old fans that don't live in WI. (I have fans in WI?)
needs to consider Chris' preferences when selecting gears. (from the old days of driving Bubser's car)
improvement. (always)

Pat wants

Jared dead. (sorry Jared, but Subway has pushed you past your prime)
to blow it up real good. (SCTV lives)
to finish ARB_window_pos. (god do I)
to be perceived as playing off. (or getting)
to help any woman who wants to breastfeed. (well maybe not ANY woman)
to piss off his Communist business partners. (still some space in Siberia)
to minimize his mortgage. (thank you Ditech!)
to be able to run a drink of the week.
you to know about it !
Ben to abandon what he thought was his name, ethnic identity, and his father. (sorry Ben)


A lot of references came up for crazy Pat Robertson, none of which were used here, like assasinating Hugo Chavez. I don't, just fot the record.