If there was one thing we could eliminate in this world, to make it a better place, what would it be?

Hunger?
Disease?
Poverty?
Injustice?

While it would be nice to eliminate all those things, you could go a long way towards eliminating all those things by eliminating one thing. Dicks.

Not the male reproductive organ. No, these dicks are the people that see themselves as better than everyone else. You know them. They were the assholes in college and high school that treated everyone except the other dicks like crap. They rarely added anything else to the world, but their combined dick force overwhelmed the good and the meek. It even sometimes converted the good and the meek into temporary dicks. Most recovered.

Dicks run the world. Perhaps the most prominent dick is even named Dick. Dick Cheney. How convenient. Like the secret hidden in plain site. Like the forest lost for scrutinizing the tree. This Dick is so comfortable with his dickness, that he displays it openly. (another example – Dick Nixon). When evil reaches the ultimate levels of power it reveals itself openly, at least in this country.

We certainly don’t have the patent on dicks. Plenty of dicks throughout history and spanning the globe. They seem to be civilizations curse for advancement. No matter what lessons are learned from the past, dicks are willing to ignore them and fuck up the world the same way again, They are insidious.

Let’s rid the world of dicks and let’s start today.